An Early End to a Truly Mongolian Trip

Last week I went on my first trip to the countryside for work. We planned to travel to several soums and visit some of our clients who have outstanding loans and monitor their business plans. We left on Tuesday morning and drove to Hotont soum. On our way we had a bit of trouble with the jeep. At one point we stopped, and then it wouldn’t turn back on. The driver opened the hood and thought that something was wrong with the battery because it was kind of smoking. So he took it out and messed around with it for a few minutes. He tried to open it, but couldn’t, so he ended up just putting it back, and then the jeep turned on. On the way to Hotont we stopped at a ger belonging to a herder family who are our clients. We drank some aireg and ate some aaruul and chatted for a few minutes and then were on our way again. Once in Hotont we visited a vegetable farmer client who showed us her gardens and her root cellar. She also fed us lunch and some of her homemade pickles. I talked to her a little bit about growing uncommon vegetables, such as broccoli and corn, and she seemed interested. I was excited about that.
After we left her we stopped in at a bunch of other places to talk to more people, and then headed out to the countryside to visit an aireg producer. She was milking the mares when we got there, so we got to watch that, and then were invited in for some aireg. We stayed there for quite awhile, because I guess Mercy Corps wants her to go to a trade fair in UB, and will pay her traveling expenses. She wasn’t sure if she wanted to go; because she doesn’t have a whole lot of aireg left after our trade fair, but could maybe buy some from other producers. So we had to wait around while she thought about it and decided. Communication in Mongolia is difficult. Most of it, especially out in the soums, has to be done face-to-face, so you end up doing a lot of waiting. As it was evening, while we were waiting she started preparing dinner. I watched her pull a leg of some animal, presumably a sheep, off of a shelf and start hacking it up. Of course there was no trimming; she pulled off a few hairs and other pieces of dirt though. Watching her cut it up all I could think was that I would be expected to eat it, and I was terrified. Who knows when the animal was killed, or how long that piece of meat had been sitting on her shelf being eaten by flies. She finished chopping up the leg, and cut up some potatoes and put them in a big pot over the fire to cook. She must have said that she had decided to go to UB, because finally Uunee said “OK, let’s go.” I was so happy, but then the woman invited us to stay and eat, because the food was almost ready. Uunee asked me what I thought about that. I told her that I was worried about eating the meat, because if I did I would be sick. She didn’t understand, and first thought I had a stomach ache from drinking aireg. I told her my stomach was fine now, but that if I ate the meat it would be bad. She still didn’t understand and we went round and round, and finally I explained that Mongolians can eat meat that hasn’t been refrigerated because they are used to it, but Americans can’t, because we aren’t. She finally got it, and told the woman that I couldn’t eat meat, which was answered by an exasperated “yanna.” Uunee then told me that it’s OK in Mongolia to refuse a meal that you don’t want, that “it’s free.” I’m not sure that I believe that, because it is really hard to refuse anything in Mongolia. But we left without eating. I felt bad, but I knew that having food poisoning in a bumpy jeep would have been excruciatingly miserable, so I didn’t feel that bad.
After we left the aireg producers we drove on the Kharkhorin. There are some other PCVs who live there, so I was able to spend the night in Dwan’s ger. At first I was just going to go over for dinner and to hang out, but I guess Uunee thought I meant I would spend the night there when I told her I was going over to my friend’s ger. When we got to Kharkhorin we found a hotel, and Uunee was expecting me to stay at Dwan’s, but I hadn’t really planned on it. Fortunately, when I called Dwan to ask her she said no problem, because there was only one room available in the hotel. Getting to Dwan’s was quite an adventure. I got directions from her, and then had to translate them to my driver. Directions in Mongolia are a bit different than directions in America. More like “turn left at the big rock and when you see the drunk man in a blue del standing in the field go right” We were able to get in the vicinity of Dwan’s ger, which is by the school, but trying to find the right “road” in the dark was next to impossible. I was on the phone with Dwan and trying to tell the driver which way to go from what Dwan told me. It didn’t work out so well, and we took a wrong turn and ended up going in a big circle. Once we were back at the school the driver just stopped and turned off the car. I guess he had lost all confidence in my ability to know where I was going. So Dwan ended up having to walk to the school and get in the jeep with us and guide us to her hashaa. It was good to see people that I haven’t seen in a while. On Wednesday morning I was planning to sit in on one of Dwan’s classes to see what it’s like. She teaches all of her classes by herself, TEFL PCVs are supposed to teach their classes with a Mongolian counterpart, but none of her counterparts stay for the class. She has some trouble with classroom management, as soon as the Mongolian teacher leaves all hell breaks loose.
I had no idea what time Uunee and Hongoroo were going to come to get me, the driver was fixing some things on the jeep in the morning. At about noon, right as Dwan and I had arrived at her school I got a call from Uunee that they were outside Dwan’s hashaa. Of course they couldn’t call me to say they were on the way… So Dwan and I walked back and I got my stuff and left. Before we left Kharkhorin we visited the monastery there, which was really cool. Uunee even talked them into giving me the Mongolian rate to go in the museum. Foreigners pay about three times as much as Mongolians do, but since I live here they were willing to consider me a Mongolian person. After we saw the museum we walked to where a bunch of women had cloths set out on the ground with Mongolian and Buddhist trinkets. Kharkhorin is a big tourist destination, because it is the ancient capital of Mongolia. I walked along and looked at everything; all of them had pretty much the same stuff. Every vendor kept showing me this little turtle thing that is sort of like a Russian doll set, there is a big one with a bunch of little ones in it that pull out. Of all the stuff they had, I’m not sure why they thought I would be so interested in the turtle, but nearly every single one of them tried to get me to buy it. I ended up buying a bracelet with the 8 Mongolian symbols carved into yak bone, and then for the next couple vendors they kept pointing out all the things they had with the 8 Mongolian symbols as well as the turtle.
Uunee, Hongoroo and Me at the Monastary
Our plan for Wednesday was to drive back through Hotont soum, and then on to Tuvshruuleh and then to Tsinker soum to spend the night. On our way back to Hotont I had the most unpleasant discovery that, though the roof of Russian jeeps is padded, there is a metal bar on top of the padding that runs pretty much exactly where your head will hit should you be thrown against the roof. My head did in fact connect with this metal bar as we careened over a rather large bump in the “road,” and it hurt bad enough to bring tears to my eyes. When we arrived in Hotont, Uunee told me that we had to meet up with some driver who had switched batteries with us the day before. Our driver thought our battery was bad, so had switched it out with another driver. But it turned out that the problem wasn’t the battery. So we drove to this guy’s house, but he wasn’t there. We drove to someone else’s house, and he wasn’t there either. So we drove to the government building, only to find out that the driver had waited for us in the morning, but then had to go to some distant bagh with the soum governor. So the plan was to wait until they got back, having no idea when that might be. Uunee told me that if they got back soon then we would go on to Tuvshruuleh and Tsinker, but if it was later we would spend the night in Hotont. The only “hotel” in Hotont is a room off of a guanz with a big bed that every one sleeps on together… Needless to say I wasn’t too terribly excited about that.
So we sat in the jeep on the side of the road where we could see the road where the driver would come back from for about an hour or so. Then we drove to a delguur and sat there for awhile. Finally we were driving some other random place, and happened upon the head of the citizens’ kuural in Hotont. Togoo (our driver) talked to him for a bit, and it was decided that we would go on, and a few days later send the battery back in a different car headed for Hotont, and they would do the same with our battery. Why we couldn’t have come to that conclusion before sitting in the jeep for two hours is beyond my understanding, but I’m sure there is a good reason.
So that decided, we headed to Tuvshruuleh. We were to visit one client who is a wheat farmer, and then another man who is a vegetable farmer who is not a client but I guess Mercy Corps wants him to be. We drove out to the wheat farmer’s ger, only to discover that he wasn’t there, he had gone to UB several days before. But we were invited in for some aireg, of course. I have developed quite a taste for aireg and suutae tse (milk tea) from my trip, as that was pretty much all I drank. After a quick bowl of aireg we were back on our way to Tuvshruuleh. Another PCV, Greg, lives there so I asked if we could stop at his ger so I could say hi to him. I didn’t know where he lived, but as Tuvshruuleh is a small soum, we asked the first person we saw where the “American English teacher” lives, and they told us. So we stopped by his hashaa, but he wasn’t there. So we went on to the vegetable grower’s, but he wasn’t there either. He had also gone to UB, apparently last week was a popular time to go. So we went back to Greg’s to see if we could find him, and we ran into him walking along the road. Greg doesn’t have cell phone access at his site, and has to climb a hill to get it. I don’t think he climbs the hill very often, and I haven’t heard from him in over a month, to it was good to see that he is still alive.
After a pretty much pointless trip into Tuvshruuleh, we headed on toward Tsinker. It had started to snow, so the mountains were all covered and it was a really beautiful drive. By the time we got to Tsinker it was dark, and we stopped at a hotel only to find no one was there. So we drove around and tried to find another hotel, but all of them were “not working.” But then someone told us that the person who runs the first hotel we stopped at had gone home for awhile, but would be back. So we stopped in a guanz and ate some buuz and drank some suutae tse. Then we headed back for the first hotel, and though someone was there, that hotel was also “not working.” So they made the decision to continue on to Battsengel soum, where we were going to go on Thursday, because there are lots of hotels there. So off we went, in the dark in the middle of a snow storm. Sounds like a great idea to me…
After we had been driving for about half an hour of the two hour trip we passed the ger of someone that Togoo knows, so we stopped and he went in to visit for a few minutes. Then we continued on our way, but apparently Togoo lost the road and we were driving over a field of really big bumps. There are a lot of fields like that in Arkhangai, I’m not sure how they are formed but it’s kind of like driving over a slalom field, only about 10 times worse. We were driving over these giant bumps, hanging on to the “oh shit” bars of the jeep for dear life, trying not to be bashed against the roof or the windows for about 10 minutes when we got stuck. At first Togoo tried the whole drive forward and backward to see if he could get out of the mud, but that didn’t work. In my opinion, he did that for far too long, and only served to get us thoroughly stuck. Finally we all got out and were going to try to push the jeep. We saw another car off in the distance, and by blinking a flashlight (flashlights in Mongolia are usually lighters that have a small light attached, very useful little things) we managed to flag them down and they came over to help. It was another jeep packed FULL of guys. That was lucky for us. So Togoo and all the guys tried everything they could think of to get our jeep unstuck. They pushed it, pulled it, tied a rope to it and had the other jeep pull it, even lifted up the back end to try to move the tires out of the foot-deep ruts they were in. Nothing was working. All the while I was standing outside in the middle of the field watching this happen, and Uunee kept trying to get me to sit in the jeep because it was so cold. I kept telling her I was cold, but OK, and that me sitting in the jeep definitely would not help them get it unstuck. Finally they decided to go back to the herder’s ger and get some wood to try to give the wheels some traction. So Uunee, Hongoroo, three of the guys from the other jeep and I sat in our jeep to wait. The guys were smoking in our car, without the windows open which was pretty miserable for us. We couldn’t say anything to them since they were helping us, to we just endured the cloud of smoke circling our heads. About 45 minutes later the other jeep came back with some wood, and they tried the whole thing over again. They lifted up the jeep to put wood under the tires, and then tried to pull it while Togoo gunned the engine. That went on for probably another hour or so, and by this time we had been standing outside in the cold and snow for about 4 hours. I was regretting my decision to wear only one pair of long underwear that day, and pretty much cursing the whole country of Mongolia. Finally I went and just sat in the jeep, because it was pretty clear to me that they were not going to make any progress. They had been doing the same thing over and over, to no avail, and I was tired and grumpy and turning into a popsicle. After about 15 minutes Uunee and Hongoroo got in the jeep and I asked what was going on. Uunee said that they couldn’t get the jeep out. So I asked if we would be sleeping in the jeep, but she said we would go back and stay with the herder family. I said I thought the Mercy Corps rule about not driving at night was probably a good idea, and maybe in the future we should follow it. She felt really bad, and apologized. It really was quite a predicament, because there were no hotels open in Tsinker soum, so we may have had to sleep in the jeep. But in my opinion, that would have been better than getting it hopelessly stuck in the middle of nowhere in a snowstorm.
So we got our stuff and piled into the other jeep, I think there were 9 or 10 of us in there. I had to sit on Hongoroo’s lap, and of course, bashed my head on that damn metal bar for the second time that day. That did nothing to improve my already very bad mood. When we arrived at the ger we drank some suutae tse, and they let me sleep on the second bed. The herder family; husband, wife and two small children slept on the other bed and Uunee, Hongoroo and Togoo slept on the floor. Luckily I had my amazing Peace Corps issued sleeping bag with me, so I bundled up in that and covered my head with my coat and was actually quite warm. The ger was really cold though. It hadn’t been winterized yet, so there was only one layer of felt that didn’t quite reach the ground, and the hole in the roof didn’t have glass in it yet. It was cold!
The next morning I awoke in a much better mood, realizing that the experience I was having was truly Mongolian and you can’t pay for that kind of authenticity. Uunee and Hongoroo cooked a meal over the fire while Tuya and Dashka (the herder couple) were out tending to their livestock. Then they came back inside and we ate. Tuya was so friendly, she talked to me in Mongolian and I could actually understand most of what she was saying, and practiced my Mongolian on her. Then she had me help her separate horse mane that she would later make rope with. I have wondered why Mongolians cut the mane off their horses, and now I’ve figured it out. I wish we could have stayed to see the rope being made, because that would be a pretty cool thing to know how to do.
Me and Tuya
Around noon Togoo came back and said that he still couldn’t get the jeep out. So we came back to Tsetserleg in a borrowed car, and Togoo would go back later with some “materials” to get the jeep out. It was kind of sad that our trip had to end so abruptly. But, despite being cold and miserable for 4 hours in the middle of a snowstorm, it was a pretty cool experience. I might even go so far as to say I’m glad it happened, but that might be pushing it a little.
The rest of last week was finished off by the annual Peace Corps consolidation drill. Every year they make us practice consolidating so that they know how quickly they could make it happen should they need to evacuate us. It was nice, because it meant that I had the day off work. I am the subwarden of my Aimag because I'm the only PCV in the Aimag center, so I had to call the other PCVs in Arkhangai and tell them to come in as soon as possible, and I wasn't allowed to go to work, I had to stay at my "consolidation point" aka my apartment until everyone got there.
Consolidation is basically a good excuse for a party (it doesn't take much of one for PCVs). We went out to one of the night clubs in Tsetserleg on Friday night with a couple Mongolian friends and danced. You can't beat really old American pop and bad Mongolian pop for dancing.
On Sunday Rob, Jeff and I decided to climb to the top of Bulgan mountain. Bulgan is the mountain that is right behind my apartment building, it's pretty high (maybe 500 feet?). Definitely the scariest thing I've done in a long time. From the bottom it looks like it is pretty much impossible to climb without ropes, but in actuality it's mostly a pretty easy climb. There was one spot where we misjudged the difficulty a little bit, but once we got up to it we couldn't really turn around, so on we went. It was scary, but we made it with only one murdered water bottle. Rob was carrying the backpack, but he was trying to throw it up to me so he didn't have to climb that spot with it. It was heavy, so he took the water bottles out and threw them up separately. I caught the first one, but the second was not so lucky and bounced a couple times off the rocks before falling about 30 feet and exploding. Whoops.
The Hard Part